One day at school a teacher said to the class of5-year-olds, "I'll give £2 to the child who can tell me who was the mostfamous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It wasSt.Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "Itwas St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not righteither.
Finally, a sikh boy raised his hand and said, "Itwas Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Baljit, comeup here and I'll give you the £2."
As the teacher was giving Baljit his money, she said,"You know Baljit, since you're sikh, I was very surprised you said JesusChrist."
Baljit replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it wasGuru Nanak, but business is business!"